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The most beautiful girl in the world
Hurnan is perfection
Hurnan by Hawaiian Poopyhead February 7, 2012
Related Words
hmurnrq • Hurn • hurns scale • hurny • Hmlrn • hmunga • hmurcik • hournal • hournayer • hourney
Used to explain when someone is extremely horny, to the point where that word does not describe their ailment correctly. Usually used in combination with cheek fetishes.
Wow, seeing his cheeks flapping in the wind made me go from horny to maximum Hürni! I wish I could squeeze them.
Hürni by CheekSqueezer June 14, 2018

Hurngent 

Be a scott + being a virgin so basically your beyond a virgin
Scooter is a hurngent and a god trapper and walking L he got shortys by the boat load ESKETIT 😄🤣💪🏼
Hurngent by Strap March 17, 2018
The sound of failure.
As the two friends tried to give each other a high five but somehow missed each others hand completely, a loud hurns was emitted.
Hurns by Peter J Woods December 30, 2007

Bulge and hurns 

His bulge and hurns were swinging vigorously while he ran through the forest naked.
Bulge and hurns by Drunk Janet December 27, 2017

Brock O'hurn 

Brock O'hurn is arguably the most beautiful human being on the planet earth. This Sexy Sasquatch stands at 6'7 and has locks of golden hair. He is the inventor of "man bun" ( which I am not a fan of, but it IS Brock, so I never cared - man bun aka douche knot; Brock only wears a bun. He is never wearing the knot) He is an Instagram Celebrity. Also referred to as the Gentle Giant because his heart is as big as he is tall. Let me keep it real for ya - Brock will make you wanna slap your Mama or do things you shouldn't ... and like it.
Did you see that guy ? He totally Brock O'hurned that.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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