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A log (online or off) of the times and places you feel horny.

I saw this hot Jewish chick playing with a candy bar today, and I had to run home and put a note in my hournal.

hournal by Shaina May 13, 2005

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hornalicious

When something is so horn and sexual that you cant control your erotic behavior towards it.

John: "Omg did you see that girl?"

Sean: "Yes, she was so hornalicious. I want to make babies with her."

hornalicious by Daddyhorn March 7, 2014

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Hornal

Definition: Anything; literally anything

Bobo: you’re a hornal Tree!
Tree: dang what does that mean?

Bobo: it means anything, I could be calling you a truck right now!
Tree: dang

Hornal by ElmoisaHornal March 14, 2020

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hornal

Hornal
Definition: Anything, literally anything; absolutely anything

Bobo: You’re a hornal Tree!
Tree: What does hornal mean?
Bobo: It means anything!

Tree: Anything?
Bobo: Yeah for example I just called you a truck!
Tree: Dang that’s cool!
Bobo: I know right

hornal by ElmoisaHornal March 14, 2020

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hournayer

something that a bitch says when they can't fathom what a deleted message is
(i have no idea what the fuck it is)

why did you send me a hournayer

hournayer by velvet.revolver_ August 16, 2022

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hornalau

Persoana care e hormonala, excitata (usor)

X: Uita-te ma la aia cum arata!
Y: Taci ma, hornalaule!

hornalau by yabolice April 18, 2023

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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