hmmmer 

Hmmmer is just hammer with an extra m and no a. It came from one of Markiplier's videos of Henry stickman completing the mission. He said "hammer,hammer or hammer" he tried the first hammer option he died then he called the second and third option "hmmmer" and "Hmmmmmmmer"

You can use it in a sentence when you use the word "hammer" for example hammertime! ----> hmmmertime! To seem a bit funnier.

hmmmer by Ballsnfr February 3, 2023

hmmmer 

Technically just hammer but replace the a with m. in one of Markiplier's videos of Henry stickman completing the mission.

Markiplier said "hammer,hammer or hammer." And then he used one of them then failed and said "hmmmer" and once more after that.

hmmmer by Ballsnfr February 3, 2023

Hammer fine 

Youre hammered but you’re fine

I’m hammered. But I’m fine. I’m hammer fine.

Hammer fine by McFizzzy December 21, 2018

hammer queen 

A woman who loves sex. She loves it rough, hard and often.

Hey, did you hear about Cynthia? Last night she took on 6 guys all night long. What a hammer queen.

hammer queen by Chipspew May 3, 2011

hammerhorn 

To suck a big dick hard and fast and not stopping until the dick shoots cum

I am going to hammerhorn the cum right out of the big hot cock

hammerhorn by Muckyfingers82 February 28, 2021

hammer ---; , hytham 

One sad motherfucker with no life as seen by his 501,337 decisions (316 per day) he made as an Urban dictionary editor. Assuming he made 316 decisions every day, he would have to had spent 1587 days to get to that number, thats 4.3 years of nonstop editing 24/7. It's obvious to all that he doesn't get out much.

hammer ---; , hytham needs to find something else better to do with his time like get a job or some poontang

hammer ---; , hytham by Young Reezie December 13, 2009

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008