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hyfauxchondriac 

a person who frets about the possibilities of illnesses and medical conditions but won't do anything about the possible conditions
She is such a hyfauxchondriac. She spends hours speculating over whether or not she has a headache or a tumor, but she won't even go in for a check-up.
hyfauxchondriac by Sara Ratliff August 18, 2008
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hmfau Hmfu Hafaue hmau Hmauw hyfauxchondriac
The image displayed on your calculator's graph when when you insert a square root around a number times x in your calculator's "y=" section. The image looks similar to a half of the letter "U"
TEACHER: "so when you insert the square root of 3x in you calculator you get uhh this image "
STUDENT: "you mean a hafaue?"
TEACHER: "uhh... sure"
bro hmau right now it's important
hmau by uopkjfg August 7, 2017
Hmfu while I tie my shoe
Hmfu by Kaylaluv January 20, 2013
Hmauw this flower!
Hmauw by FondyGirl May 29, 2009
had me fucked up
hmfu by iiaammb May 31, 2024