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mak kau hijau 

Insult, although not a derogatory term. Shortened form of "emak engkau hijau", which literally translates to "your mother is green". First found from a video of two Malay boys arguing in a park, with one of them proceeding to say the above phrase. Later scenes show them engaging in a fistfight.

This phrase has become the mother of all insults in the Malay-speaking world of the Internet, although some say in the SouthEast Asian world of the Internet as well. This phrase is popular among Malaysian netizens when foreigners say stupid things about Malaysia or Malaysians.
"Bodoh"
"Bodoh babi mak kau hijau"

Foreign politician: "Malaysia's COVID-19 situation is so dire that they bury the dead on the roadside."
Malaysian netizens: "Mak kau hijau"
mak kau hijau by antifier April 18, 2020
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mak kau hijau 

It is simply a roast.
Meaning Your Mother Is Green
Kids in Malaysia use this roast its kind of a signature roast.
Hey Mark! Mak Kau Hijau!
mak kau hijau by Dat_Boi_Unity February 4, 2017

Mak kau hijau 

"Mak kau hijau" is a Malay phrase which literally translates in English "Your mother is green".

This phrase origin came from a video that went viral in Malaysia about 2 kids was insulting each other. One of the kid spontaneously said "Mak kau hijau" maybe because out of words after being insulted and angry at same time. The reason it went viral because that phrase has no meaning of insult at all and it is funny when he said that. That is why netizens of Malaysian keep spamming each other with this phrase at that time more just like to joke with each other.

The phrase itself has no insult meaning but when foreigners comment something bad about Malaysia, they will get floods of reply "Mak kau hijau".
Hey bodoh, mak kau hijau!
Hey stupid, your mom is green!
Mak kau hijau by Master_M September 21, 2020

conversation hijacker 

One who jumps into a conversation un-invited, often for attention.
George: "Hey, you see the game last night?"
Justin:"Yea, it was-
Kyle:"I LOVE FOOTBALL!"

Kyle is a conversation hijacker.

Hijacked Headspace 

Hijacked Headspace is a Comedy podcast created in 2011 by George Shantz and Jamie Merkel. It can be found at www.hijackedheadspace.com. Funny Shit!
I listen to Hijacked Headspace. Fucking Funny

Dumb Person: Hijacked Headspace isn't funny, It's offensive
Normal Person: Shut the Fuck Up
Hijacked Headspace by tyler2009 January 4, 2012

Abu el haija 

I wish I was an abu el haija