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Hizzore
Generally a newly engaged female who is somewhere between the ages of 22-28. Commonly, she will have resorted in allowing an aging man to insert anal beads inside he for his twisted pleasure. More common she is likely to have some type of military experience.
Well, buddy I have to get off the phone... heading down to Fort Knox to pick up the hizzore. We are going anal bead shopping.
Hizzore by Dan Schneider January 5, 2009
hizzer
hizzer by Pablo Pheonix November 24, 2004
hifzur
I wish I was a Hifzur.
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Hizzurps
Another word for alcohol/booze. Used commonly to describe what girls drink, ex. Mike's Hard Lemonade.
Hizzurps by SerenityFlight August 11, 2010
Hizzermann
Hizzermann by Anonymous February 28, 2003
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