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hivi mital
hivi mital by Sparkles, the Unicorn. May 9, 2011
Bee-hiving
The act of Bee-hiving consists of three parts.
1. Buy a jar of honey.
2. Find a bees nest.
3. Find 2 women for less than 100 dollars.
The Process...
Line up all the women spread eagle, dip your hands in honey, and then GENTLY put your hands in the bees. Following this take your hands and shove your fists simultaniusly into the unsuspecting women, returning the bees to their new hive.
1. Buy a jar of honey.
2. Find a bees nest.
3. Find 2 women for less than 100 dollars.
The Process...
Line up all the women spread eagle, dip your hands in honey, and then GENTLY put your hands in the bees. Following this take your hands and shove your fists simultaniusly into the unsuspecting women, returning the bees to their new hive.
Person 1: "Dude Cindy looks all pissed off!" "I wonder whats in her vagina?"
Person 2: "Bees, what else man?!"
Person 1: "Bees?!"
Person 2: "Yea dude!, Her and Jen went Bee-hiving last night!"
Person 1: "Oooooh!, that explains the buzz around school!"
Person 2: "Bees, what else man?!"
Person 1: "Bees?!"
Person 2: "Yea dude!, Her and Jen went Bee-hiving last night!"
Person 1: "Oooooh!, that explains the buzz around school!"
Bee-hiving by Oliver Sloan October 21, 2010
HIVieber
The dangerous veneral disease begun by Justin Bieber. It infects people (girls mostly) ranging from 6 to 35 years of age worldwide.
Unfortunate carriers include Kim Kardashian and Lil' Wayne.
Unfortunate carriers include Kim Kardashian and Lil' Wayne.
"Bro, what the hell's up with Sandra, she's been acting all wierd since the concert last week..."
"Yea mon, she's got the HIVieber."
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"Yea mon, she's got the HIVieber."
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HIVieber by adrianus caesar November 20, 2010
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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