hit rock 

When you just fuck up your life and everyone thinks your cooked

Omg dude you've hit rock

hit rock by Jackson has a huge dick November 6, 2015

hit rock bottom 

When one's sexual desires have gotten so out of control that you end up slapping the arse of a statue.

Doc. My sexual urges have gotten so bad that i slapped the arsingtons of a statue whilst walking round London. I hit rock bottom.

hit rock bottom by ShittierJokes October 19, 2017

hit the rock

an expression said when greeting an acquaintance or congratulating said acquaintance for a remarkable deed. hitting the rock is slowly replacing shaking hands as it is quicker, more hygienic & can be performed several times in a meeting (because of its brevity, it does not seem excessive when performed multiple times).

To properly hit the rock, one must say "...hit the rock." Then extend one's fist & gently touch the other party's clenched fist.

Yo, dude, hit the rock!

Hey, this rock isn't gonna hit itself!

Eeeyy, nice one, hit the rock!

hit the rock by rockhitter November 23, 2004

Hit the rock

Another saying for getting stoned.

Virginia: So I saw Phyllis hit the rock behind the bleachers after school.

Adam: She's such a fuckin stoner.

Hit the rock by Gladys Black May 20, 2010