historiamus

(hiss-tour-ee-ahmoose)
The feeling of being aware of the fact you are in history being created now by living a story.

Do you think people from the timeline felt historiamus, or just me?

historiamus by lynn manuel miranda March 27, 2026

historians 

the new master race of the world, despite what might have been said by the most loose ho in the history of the planet.

historians are cool, nikki is just jealous because she is a loose ho who likes to take it in the ass and partake in a spit roast. A 10 pint challenge indeed.

historians by Sam March 10, 2003

historiahusband 

Some random on TikTok who never had never missed in his life. He is slightly popular on the anime side of TikTok and is known for "missing"

historiahusband? that mf down bad for historia and he always be missing

historiahusband by fxnsterpoi February 18, 2021

historians 

historians for the purposes of the definition, shall be defined as sam, hereafter they shall also be known as sam.
the main reasons for this are as follows:
1. sams are geeks
2. sams deny the fact that they r no longer virgins, although it has only occured once it still happened.
3. they are loners
4. they read books too often and have to boast about the amount of work they have done, its uni! you dont do work!!!
5. they have no life
hence for these reasons, no bitch assd loner called sam can call me a ho!

eg.
historians can be so boring
y r all historians virgins?
y wont that historian shag me...
answer: once they've lost it once its impossible to shag them again, theyve had their quota

historians by Anonymous March 10, 2003

historians 

they are history writing people

you knnoowww historians

historians by chingaso.blu23 June 10, 2011

historians 

ignore him. he's a historian. and called sam. therefore doubly worse!!!!
in fact, its 20 times better to be a ho as he so called calls one than a frigid historian

historians by Anonymous March 10, 2003

The Historians Curse 

After reading and imagining oneself in different era's, time's, etc the historian loses a sense of reality and literally, everything becomes relative. Human suffering isn't as bad as others across history have suffered. You borrow words, speech patterns, and mannerisms from other cultures in a different time. You find it hard to interact with people in present society as you present yourself as someone from the past you hold in esteem. You cannot escape the fruits of your own knowledge and are cursed to be a weird unknown thing. An amalgamation of unrelated things without any unifying idea to hold itself together, making it preposterous in the extreme.

Being affected by the Historians Curse the professor was seen as a lunatic as he constantly presented himself as knowing everything whilst acting like a 13th-century townsman looking for God amongst the dead.

The Historians Curse by The cursed historian February 19, 2023