Me: walks up to fish tank
Fish: hissssssssssh
Me: *calls vet* Is that normal?
Vet: No bring ur fish 2 me immediately
Me: *brings fish 2 vet*
Vet: ur fish swallowed a cat we will do surgery
Me: so that explains why A. my cat disappeared and B. why my fish suddenly got so fat
When you get walked in on whilst playing video games for the past 20 hours, and your mom/ annoying sibling/ roomate opens the blinds.
"Ivan it's been 20 hours, have somelight.........." "HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BEGONE"