bobthechez's definitions

hissssssssssh

Cross between a cat hissing and a fish, basically a fish hissing.

Me: walks up to fish tank
Fish: hissssssssssh
Me: *calls vet* Is that normal?
Vet: No bring ur fish 2 me immediately

Me: *brings fish 2 vet*
Vet: ur fish swallowed a cat we will do surgery
Me: so that explains why A. my cat disappeared and B. why my fish suddenly got so fat

by bobthechez June 10, 2018

Tripe

Boiled cow intestine

Somebody: Tripe tastes gud
Me: barfs

by bobthechez June 10, 2018

memewashing

brainwashing but with memes

grumpy cat is taking over the internet and memewashing people

by bobthechez January 26, 2019

grumpy cat

the subject of many, many memes.

Grumpy cat's takeover of the internet is still going - it's memewashing people!

by bobthechez January 13, 2019

word mug

Mugs that Urban Dictionary sells with a word of your choice on it

Me: is scrolling thru urban dictonary and clicks on a definition
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Me: closes tab

by bobthechez June 10, 2018

hink pink

A hink pink is a pair of rhyming words

Idiot: slow crow
Nerd: stop using hink pinks

by bobthechez June 10, 2018