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Hippotized 

The best hippo band in existence uses lots of common phrases. Mascot is a hippo
Ron: hey have you heard Hippotized's new album?
Lil Peep: Yea, the new Christmas release right? Dope as fuck.
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hypnotized

is when a girl moves her body around in cirlces and has a boy horny
damn you got me hypnotized
yeah i can see your dick is up too
hypnotized by aaliyah December 24, 2007

Hippitize 

The art of locking up someone in a basement and throwing away the key... Cartman style.
If I see another pot head I'm going to hippitize him.
Hippitize by Hippitizer March 11, 2010

hipnotize 

the attempt of one person to make someone else hip, especially when teenagers try to make their parents cool by repeated exposure to modern music, slang, culture, etc.
I am singing along to these hip hop songs now that Lauren has hipnotized me.
hipnotize by PurpleGal April 10, 2011

Hipnotize 

1. To force/trick somebody into hipsterdom

2. To become infatuated with the hip and now tech and websites.
Dude, this iphone has me hipnotized, since I got it iv'e started twitter and facebook and post all the time.
Hipnotize by Conartist66 March 26, 2010

ball hipnotized 

when someone's testicles are visible making it impossible to look at anything else.
i was ball hipnotized by jon gruden's bulge on monday night football.
ball hipnotized by demonlalyer October 6, 2009

hypnotized

to be stunningly shocked while looking at ones named christy's buttox.
"you look hypnotized!"
hypnotized by Jklaklslkgnds March 24, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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