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hipnotised 

hipnotised by Steve the architect's swing of his hips
hipnotised by sistersummer April 13, 2014
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hypnotized

is when a girl moves her body around in cirlces and has a boy horny
damn you got me hypnotized
yeah i can see your dick is up too
hypnotized by aaliyah December 24, 2007

hipnotize 

the attempt of one person to make someone else hip, especially when teenagers try to make their parents cool by repeated exposure to modern music, slang, culture, etc.
I am singing along to these hip hop songs now that Lauren has hipnotized me.
hipnotize by PurpleGal April 10, 2011

Hipnotize 

1. To force/trick somebody into hipsterdom

2. To become infatuated with the hip and now tech and websites.
Dude, this iphone has me hipnotized, since I got it iv'e started twitter and facebook and post all the time.
Hipnotize by Conartist66 March 26, 2010

ball hipnotized 

when someone's testicles are visible making it impossible to look at anything else.
i was ball hipnotized by jon gruden's bulge on monday night football.
ball hipnotized by demonlalyer October 6, 2009

hypnotized

to be stunningly shocked while looking at ones named christy's buttox.
"you look hypnotized!"
hypnotized by Jklaklslkgnds March 24, 2008

hypnotized by internal dialogue 

When a persistent thought plays over and over in your mind.
Hypnotized by internal dialogue, she simply had no energy left or presence of mind for the actual conversation needing to be had.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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