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Hippie Kitty 

Careful, don't get sprayed by that hippie kitty.
Hippie Kitty by JustAKlown August 24, 2019

Kitchen Hippie

A person, often a single woman, but can go either way, who's kitchen is kitted out with every possible manner of ecologically PC dish soaps, organic hoo ha, and sustainably harvested yadda yadda utensils but NOTHING one could actually construct a meal from.

A tell tale giveaway is if you open the fridge and find only probiotic something or other and condiments. Period.
She's such a Kitchen Hippie!!! I spent the weekend at her apartment and while I was excited to find 8 different and unopened varieties of virgin olive oils in her kitchen, I could not actually find enough ingredients to construct an omelet.
Kitchen Hippie by DewayneEstes February 26, 2011

hippietitus 

a degeneratively chronic illness that leads the patient into wearing rainbow shirts, getting high all the time, participating in meaningless protests and pretending to care for the environment.
Friend #1: Jane can't pay the rent on time and her landlord if about to kick her out.

Friend #2: Well, why the heck not?

Friend #1: She's been diagnosed with hippietitus. There is no cure. I am afraid we're gonna lose her.
hippietitus by Syed Azeem October 19, 2008
A company dedicated to Animal Welfare, Planet Preservation and Overall Peace.
If you buy an item from hippiekit, we will donate part of the proceeds to Companion Animal Rescue each year in an effort to do our part for God's creatures.
hippiekit by Hippiekit June 23, 2008

Hippietitis 

A certain smell, odor or aroma of a hippie-type person: it could be a good or bad thing depending on if a person likes the aroma of things sold in a health food store; and or lifestyle of a hippie: going all natural in most every way; a green way of life/living: ultra environmentally inclined/conscious; sounds like a disease, but it isn't more of a contagion of the mind;
Jack Johnson has a serious case of hippietitis...awesome.

To protect the ocean is such a hippietitis thing to do, son.
Hippietitis by CattyTumbee February 9, 2010

hippieitis 

Hippieitis is caused by butt sex with another infected person not to be confused with aids.

Symptoms: protesting for no particular reason

Refusing to eat meat

Voting democrat

Trying to legalize pot or marijuana

Finding it necessary to get a Prius

Enjoying Bob Marley

Pretending to understand other races

sexual atraction to ugly asian women
John Lennon gave Barak Obama Hippieitis after engaging in butt sex while his white prostitute bitch of a mother fucked Oprah.
hippieitis by mexijewbaca bro's December 9, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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