This is a simple and fun activity done by inebriated or
high people to pass time. It involves anything from making
memes to understanding deep philosophical questions in life this is used in lieu of driving or putting people in danger. Some of these activities include: crying, trying to make a full-sized
pizza in your microwave, mambo italiano, turning down the volume to see better, sitting at your door waiting for the pizza man to deliver a new
pizza, freestyle rapping, finding a mouse and making a new friend, trying to find that ONE cd, theorizing the flat
earth, watching the wizard of oz with Pink Floyd on, crying again because you dropped your new
pizza, and donating a large amount of money to a charity then thinking tater that someone stole your credit card but then end up just taking money away from kids with AIDS.
Tim: Hey
Jeff , what were ou doing last night
Jeff: you know just patrolling the
high seas.
Tim: what the fuck we live in Iowa
Jeff: you wouldn’t understand
Tim: your being an asshole
Jeff: You’re
Tim: what
Jeff: got em’
