a girl who's vagina has so many flaps that when you are looking for the entrance point you look like a young kid trying to find the opening between two curtains at a high school play.
Guy 1: yo man i bang this hoe last night!
Guy 2: aww shit mutha fucka, how was it?
Guy 1: well it was good but it took a while before i got it in
Guy 2: how come wine coola drinkin motha home dog doggy dog?
Guy 1: becasue man, her vagina resembled a curtain at a high school play.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)