high jump 

executed at track meets everywhere, this field event kicks all the other field events' asses! it's by far the best use of one's athletic talent. you have to have it all to be able to jump, and we're talkin' speed, flexibility, strength, endurance. the ultimate.

also: shiz is used to determine one's starting point.

kendra won the 2A state high jump with a jump of 5'8". amazing!

high jump by kendra (shiz) November 1, 2006

hautian high jump 

When a hautian realizes that his or her life is utterly worthless at which time they climb to the top of the highest structure around and jump off, thus ending their misrable life.

see hautian

Poor Bubba did the hautian high jump.

hautian high jump by Eib October 30, 2003

Jizz high jump 

When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.

Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record

Jizz high jump by Bron wolfgang May 13, 2017

Why do black people jump high? 

The vigorous amounts of chicken they eat gives them flying abilities

Why do black people jump high? It’s the chicken

Why do black people jump high? by Fafafa July 11, 2019

"High School Musical" Jump 

A "High School Musical" Jump is a picture taken of someone while they have jumped and are in mid-air. It is inspired by the popular "High School Musical" movie posters of the cast members jumping in mid-air (hence the title).

Joe: Let's take a picture.

Alex: Let's make it of a "High School Musical" Jump!

Joe: Alright.

Alex: Okay...one...two...three...jump!

(As they jump and are in mid-air, the camera takes the picture.)

"High School Musical" Jump by gizmo19961 October 25, 2009

high school musical jump 

A jump usually performed by the high school musical cast where you jump in the air holding hands and stay there, in midair. This jump is often performed by teenagers who were children in the high school musical era.

We did a high school musical jump in our class picture.

high school musical jump by Wereallinthistogether May 22, 2014

When I say "jump" you say "how high?" 

The catchphrase of boomers in particular, possibly coming from the movie "Stripes" is a phrase that fuels their narccisim and the outcome being they wonder why their kids and grand kids go No Contact and abandon them or throw them into homes and abandon them.

The idea is you are supposed to question an order not act in blind subordenation. They just say "JUMP!" being confused you ask "How high and why?"

Boomers comically use the phrase "If your friend jumps off a bridge would you follow?" fueling more of their hypocisy.

"When I say "jump" you say "how high?"-Boomers

"Why do my kids hate me?"-Boomers

When I say "jump" you say "how high?" by rolomaturbo December 25, 2023