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hiberbation

1) Using masturbation as a mean of entertaining yourself during a snowstorm.
2) The act of enclosing one in one's own house and to masturbate constantly over the long winter.
We got three feet of snow. This is a prime time for some hiberbation.
I haven't seen John all winter where is he? Oh he is in hiberbation we won't see him until spring.
by Technineftw February 24, 2011
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Hiberdating

Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend
I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.
by Andy Freemon November 28, 2010
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bachelor hibernation

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments
Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation
by white choc March 1, 2011
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Masturbation hibernation

To take a break, "hibernate", from the act of pleasuring one's self.
John's dick was getting so burned and chafed from all the wanking that he had to take a masturbation hibernation.
by Darkhg November 28, 2009
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bachelor hibernation

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men, become relationship free. Similar to a bear hibernating. Thus avoiding, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship ect.
This can be an even bigger bonus and a TOTAL bachelor hibernation if her birthday occurs, during the hibernation period
Tommy Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation
by White Choc March 3, 2011
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hibernating woodlock

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute
"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock
by ratwrap February 13, 2023
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Premature Hibernation

When your laptop automatically goes into hibernation before you get a chance to connect the AC Adapter.
When my low battery warning came up I didn't have enough time to get my AC Adapater unpacked to prevent premature hibernation.
by Gentry Howard March 18, 2008
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