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Hibbit is a street name glass pipe used to smoke meth.
Pass the hibbit! Is the hibbit loaded? Toss the hibbit.
by Ragensword April 10, 2019
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hobbit hair

A meaning Danisnotonfire uses to describe his amazingly curly hair

Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
Fan: will you consider having your hobit hair for more than a day?
Dan: NOOOOOOOOOO
Dan: sorry I have hobbit hair today I couldnt be bothered to straighten it
by Phandom 101 April 4, 2015
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Turd Hobbit

A type of internet troll with poor hygiene and an obsession with Dungeons & Dragons; socially challenged man-children who congregate at anonymous online message boards to dispense opinionated advice.
Although the appearance of many turd hobbits is unknown, sociologist Myree Feinstein-Hernandez characterizes them as middle-aged, balding, and overweight. They adopt personas (which they call"characters") for themselves based on Conan the Barbarian or "Warduke", a toy produced in the 1980s.
by TyrannoMurid October 30, 2022
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Hobbit hole

A word used for your room when you retreat into it for long periods of time (usually includes food, electronics, and netflix)
Friends: Where's Jim?
Mom: Oh, He's gone up to his darn hobbit hole again!
by Cinquante March 30, 2015
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hibbie jibbies

The "hibiby-jibies" is a phrase that means anxious/worried/(maybe) afraid.
bob: "hey fred wanna go to the haunted house this halloween?"
fred: "no way dude that place give me the hibbie jibbies"
by stephsaur;] December 30, 2010
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River Hobbit

A dirty woman who walks along rivers and meets fisher men and then offers to have you give her the shocker.
That river hobbit we met today sure did like to have the shocker inserted into her dirty spider.
by PG November 26, 2004
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hobbit porn

what hobbit fetishists watch instead of lesbian porn like the rest of us.
Guy1: Man, wanna watch some hobbit porn? I've got lord of the rubber rings here! Guy2: You know it!
by Deimos2 November 28, 2010
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