Hey Vsauce Michael Here

Hey Vsauce Michael Here! This is the famous intro that you here on almost every video on the Vsauce channel. If a women looks at him, their uterus will be shattered instantly. You can't say your not attracted to Michael, because regardless of your gender you ARE attracted to Michael. He is worth about 10 million USD, so if you don't like his face, there ya go. Michael is the walking definition of a hunk. He has earned the nickname "Hunkerino". If you don't like Michael, then you are a pathetic excuse for a human being. I don't care if you are male or female, you are, a matter of fact, attracted to Michael. Now, go binge all of Michael's videos. You won't regret it.

Man: Yo! Is that Michael?! Vsauce Michael?!?!?!?!
Woman: UGHHHHHHHHHH!
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Hey Vsauce Michael Here by Random Vsaucer January 24, 2018

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Hey Vsauce! Michael here.

The battle cry of the single most marvelous human known to man.

Michael: "Hey Vsauce! Michael here. B u t w h a t i s h e r e ?"
Audience: "AUAUAUHAHGHGHGHAHHGHHGHGH?!"

Hey Vsauce! Michael here. by TheAnimatedDrawings July 25, 2017

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Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here.

The last thing you hear before being attacked by a bald man explaining how your body is not yours but a part of the sky and mars then suddenly describes how somebody from over 30 years ago touched the moon.

Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here.

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Hey! Vsauce, Michael Here. by Probably Somebody April 5, 2022

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Hey, Michael

The the live streams are always too quiet. I can't fucking hear anything you're saying. I got fans and the radio going off as I'm trying to listen to you and it's just too damn quiet.

Hym "Hey, Michael! Is there anything you can do about the sound? I'll take back everything I ever said about you and your channel if you fix it... I mean... Not that bit about the brunette being a dime but... You know... Everything else. I won't be sorry but 🤷 ♂️"

Hey, Michael by Hym Iam May 28, 2024

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hey micheal vsauce here

this is what little peasants say to the god named Micheal

"hey Micheal vsauce here" they said to the god

hey micheal vsauce here by mycityisengland January 3, 2018

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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