Hey Ha 

Another name for a ho. It is often used in a joking way to make fun of or to make a joke. It is also a loud obnoxious yelling noise that no one knows what it is.

Hey did you hear that weird noise? No I didn't. Why don't you go check it out. Person proceeds to go and check the noise out. Several seconds go by and a loud HEY HA is heard, making puzzling faces throughout the room.

Hey Ha by Irishdude330 April 27, 2009

hey doug ha ha 

Phrase spoken by Skeeter Valentine in the Nickalodeon cartoon show "Doug"

It was used by Skeeter frequently as a greeting for Doug.

Hey Doug, Ha ha. Want to go to the Honker Burger?

hey doug ha ha by Anthony Kulick October 16, 2003

hey handsome 

My dad says “hey handsome” a lot. He’s been doing this since i was born, mostly to greet his good male friends. It’s kind of like his hello and his superpower.

“Hey handsome” is very powerful when said to people he meets for the first time and who he appreciates, like waiters or home depot employees.

For men who are confident and secure with themselves and their sexuality, they’ll appreciate a new salutation. However, if they’re not in on it, the greeting will drop kick every man who hears it…they’ll ask: who the hell is this guy talking about? Is he talking about me? Am I the handsome one? Does he want to fuck?

Well, my dad doesn’t want to fuck. My dad is saying: yeah you’re handsome, and more importantly: it’s a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

hey handsome, guess what? Our new friend failed the vibe check yesterday. i said hey handsome when i saw him and he thought i was hitting on him!

hey handsome by Sickomonster July 11, 2023

Hey Hanging 

An annoying, extremely irritating communication, usually performed at work, where a coworker will reach out to you, usually on an instant messaging platform or text message with just the word “hey” or “hi.” The offender will not say anything more until you respond, then either they will get to the point or will engage in meaningless chatting while you are attempting to complete another task. The painful part of this communication is that it will raise your anxiety level, especially if it is from your boss on a Friday, especially on a Friday morning, (can you jump on Zoom for a second? Aka layoff), or on a Friday night, (I have a fire drill that needs your attention ASAP, it might be an all nighter). The Hey hanging provokes the worst case scenarios, fear, and even paranoia when the victim is trying to figure out what is coming next.

I just got a ping on Teams from this project manager who I haven’t spoken to in months. The ping just said “hey,” now I am racing through my mind like crazy. What did I miss? What does he want? Is this person going to saddle me with something that will ruin my day? Get to the point and stop hey hanging me!

Hey Hanging by Lumburgh Survivor May 21, 2025

Hey, do you have a minute? 

The question falling from the UD addict’s lips every 15 minutes in an effort to fill the empty personal void and become momentarily visible when one of their pathetic submissions is accepted.

She followed her family members around like a neglected puppy asking, “Hey, do you have a minute?” while endlessly hoping they wouldn’t scatter like cockroaches at the sound of her voice as they always did.

Hey, do you have a minute? by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021

Hey, Dan can we get a hamster? 

The first line of 'The hat fic'

when someone says 'Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?' i want to rip my hair out. as the hat fic has ruined my life

Hey, Dan can we get a hamster? by CallieHowlter December 26, 2017

Hey assface! You have the face of an ass! 

What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.

<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)

Hey assface! You have the face of an ass! by B-Drac January 28, 2007