hetero-sure
responding after getting picked on by my buddies at the bar for going to a Jewel Concert in a pink button-up shirt: "you're just jealous you are not as Hetero-sure as I am!"
hetero-sure by SkiipyS October 9, 2019
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heteroshreksual
Having or expressing sexual attraction to ogres of the opposite corresponding gender. Heteroshreksuals often associate sexually with anything relating to the Dreamworks movie "Shrek".
Person1: "Holy shit, Shrek is so hot"
Person2: "Are you Heteroshreksual or something???"
Person1: "Damn, I heard he beats of to All-Star by Smashmouth"
Person2: "Bruh.. that's hardcore heteroshreksual... He must be pretty eager it get his donkey in someone's swamp..."
Person2: "Are you Heteroshreksual or something???"
Person1: "Damn, I heard he beats of to All-Star by Smashmouth"
Person2: "Bruh.. that's hardcore heteroshreksual... He must be pretty eager it get his donkey in someone's swamp..."
heteroshreksual by ANDROID POWER!!! March 20, 2019
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Heteroshreksual
Having an undying attraction to the popular dreamworks character shrek and only shrek.
The power of his green hands captivate your love and attention.
The power of his green hands captivate your love and attention.
Son: “Hey mum...”
Mum: “yes my sweet child”
Son: “I think I’m heteroshreksual”
Mum: “Get our my house”
Mum: “yes my sweet child”
Son: “I think I’m heteroshreksual”
Mum: “Get our my house”
Heteroshreksual by CreamSylasEggnogButterFingers November 30, 2019
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