Heteroshreksual

Having an undying attraction to the popular dreamworks character shrek and only shrek.
The power of his green hands captivate your love and attention.

Son: “Hey mum...”
Mum: “yes my sweet child”
Son: “I think I’m heteroshreksual”
Mum: “Get our my house”

by CreamSylasEggnogButterFingers November 30, 2019