Definitions by CreamSylasEggnogButterFingers
Heteroshreksual
Having an undying attraction to the popular dreamworks character shrek and only shrek.
The power of his green hands captivate your love and attention.
The power of his green hands captivate your love and attention.
Son: “Hey mum...”
Mum: “yes my sweet child”
Son: “I think I’m heteroshreksual”
Mum: “Get our my house”
Mum: “yes my sweet child”
Son: “I think I’m heteroshreksual”
Mum: “Get our my house”
Heteroshreksual by CreamSylasEggnogButterFingers November 30, 2019