heterection

Happens when a heterosexual male comes across a ridiculously good-looking man he cannot help but admire.

I got a heterection watching Henry Cavill in Man of Steel.

by ChuckMe92 September 17, 2016

herection

noun.

combining the words her and erection to describe an engorged clitoris / clitoral erection.

The very thought of hooking up with him is giving me a massive herection.

by Leggy Rae April 3, 2010

herection

words derived from the two words 'her' and 'erection' and is used to describe when a female gets pointy nipples

david: did you see the nipples on her?
joe: thats some herection!

by d_berry February 10, 2010

heterosectional

a term used by band geeks to describe people who only date others outside their section. This is preferred to being homosectional.

Clarinet Player: Hey, you're heterosectional, right?
Saxophone Player: No, sorry. I only date other saxophones.

Thomas: That girl in our section is pretty cute, right?
Marshall: Yeah, too bad she's heterosectional.

by cherubic disaster November 19, 2012

Hearection

When you hear music so good it gives you an erection

"This Techno is so good it's given me a hearection"

by Maaoom June 15, 2018

Hesirection

The awkward dance between two people hesitating on their respective directions while they try to walk around each other.

"Dude, I had a massive hesirection in public the other day. I was so embarrassed, it lasted way too long."

by allopatrick April 1, 2015

Heterosectional

a person who is sexually or romantically attracted to couches

A) Did you JD Vance admitted to having sex with a couch?

B) yeah, he’s totally heterosectional

by Tbone Walkin August 9, 2024