heterosectional

a term used by band geeks to describe people who only date others outside their section. This is preferred to being homosectional.

Clarinet Player: Hey, you're heterosectional, right?
Saxophone Player: No, sorry. I only date other saxophones.

Thomas: That girl in our section is pretty cute, right?
Marshall: Yeah, too bad she's heterosectional.

by cherubic disaster November 19, 2012

Heterosectional

a person who is sexually or romantically attracted to couches

A) Did you JD Vance admitted to having sex with a couch?

B) yeah, he’s totally heterosectional

by Tbone Walkin August 9, 2024

Heterosectional

a person who is sexually or romantically attracted to couches

A) Did you JD Vance admitted to having sex with a couch?

B) yeah, he’s totally heterosectional

by Tbone Walkin August 9, 2024