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Hesirection

The awkward dance between two people hesitating on their respective directions while they try to walk around each other.
"Dude, I had a massive hesirection in public the other day. I was so embarrassed, it lasted way too long."
Hesirection by allopatrick April 1, 2015
Words you can keep

herection 

noun.

combining the words her and erection to describe an engorged clitoris / clitoral erection.
The very thought of hooking up with him is giving me a massive herection.
herection by Leggy Rae April 3, 2010

herection 

words derived from the two words 'her' and 'erection' and is used to describe when a female gets pointy nipples
david: did you see the nipples on her?
joe: thats some herection!
herection by d_berry February 10, 2010

hairection

1. When one's hair sticks up. Common examples include the "bed head" look, or when a one has short hair and uses pomade to have it stick up in the front.

2. That chunk of hair you just can't get to lie flat in the morning.
1. "John has such a cute hairection. It really defines his face."

2. "When I woke up this morning, I had such a bad hairection I practically had to use a whole bottle of gel just to get it to lie flat.
hairection by Chris B October 14, 2004

Hearection 

When you hear music so good it gives you an erection
"This Techno is so good it's given me a hearection"
Hearection by Maaoom June 15, 2018

Hesitentionally 

The act of intentionally hesitating while making a decision.

hesitention; hesitentional
You know that girl in front of us at Starbucks? She hesitentionally ordered her coffee; doesn't she realize people are in a hurry?
Hesitentionally by Sean H. Murphy November 3, 2006

Hairection

Any of a number hairstyles including the mohawk and faux-hawk where the hair is styled in a vertically erect grouping.
Hey you got your hairection at magic cuts.
Hairection by Sand trap February 20, 2012
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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