2 definition by yoiks

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a slutty teacher (male or female) who sleeps with the entire school faculty
aka faculty fucker
Miss Johnston is sleeping with my chem teacher Mr. Platter. I heard she also gave the gym teacher a blow job. She's a real faculty lounger.
by yoiks March 09, 2006

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A really good looking guy that's really stupid.
Very sad, because there's nothing to him after you've had him
James is really gorgeous; I'd do him.
I did. Great in the sack, but no brains whatsoever....a complete HeTard.
by yoiks February 28, 2006

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