Definitions by yoiks

faculty lounger

a slutty teacher (male or female) who sleeps with the entire school faculty
aka faculty fucker

Miss Johnston is sleeping with my chem teacher Mr. Platter. I heard she also gave the gym teacher a blow job. She's a real faculty lounger.

A really good looking guy that's really stupid.
Very sad, because there's nothing to him after you've had him

James is really gorgeous; I'd do him.
I did. Great in the sack, but no brains whatsoever....a complete HeTard.

HeTard by yoiks April 13, 2006