faculty lounger

a slutty teacher (male or female) who sleeps with the entire school faculty
aka faculty fucker
Miss Johnston is sleeping with my chem teacher Mr. Platter. I heard she also gave the gym teacher a blow job. She's a real faculty lounger.
by yoiks April 16, 2006
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HeTard

A really good looking guy that's really stupid.
Very sad, because there's nothing to him after you've had him
James is really gorgeous; I'd do him.
I did. Great in the sack, but no brains whatsoever....a complete HeTard.
by yoiks April 13, 2006
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