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Heardsay 

Imagined facts and shifting truth in a disagreement or a testimony in a court of law
‘I’m not worried about the truth, it’s all Heardsay’

Objection Hearsay

Something Amber Heards lawyer won't stop saying because he can't defend her. He even goes as far as to object his own questions from being answered...!?
Johnnny Depp: *breathes*
Amber Heard's lawyer: OBJECTION HEARSAY
Amber Heard’s attorney’s only line of defense in the Johnny Depp defamation case
That is hearsay, your Honor.
Hearsay by Gluedtocereal April 24, 2022

Objection Hearsay

A word used to object to your own question. (Typically used in a heavy state of panic)
Amber Heard’s Lawyer: Objection Hearsay
Judge: You asked the question
Amber Heard’s Lawyer: Oh

Objection, hearsay 

Rottenborn: "Did you, or did you not, drink a mega pint of wine on the night that you allegedly hit Ms. Heard?"

Johnny Depp: "Well, I-"

Rottenborn: "Objection, hearsay.
A lawyer who can’t build a case so he spams hearsay like it’s his Pornhub renew subscription
Johnny Depp : “breathes”
Amber Heard Lawyer : “Hearsay your honor”

Johnny Depp : “I was tal-
Amber Heard Lawyer : “Hearsay your honor”
Hearsay by RolesTakenNoReason April 26, 2022