Skip to main content
oh about two and a half pounds.
"Hey dude! Do you know where I can get a henway?"
"what's a henway?"
"Oh about two and a half pounds."
henway by jase409 May 9, 2006
Words you can keep
Its an old joke. Used by the Marx Brothers, among others
Freind: What's a henway?
You: A hen weighs about 4 to 6 pounds
Henway by *Mrs1781* December 4, 2009
Related Words
Something that weighs around 10 lbs. and has a very distinct smell
Doesn’t it smell like henway in here?
Henway by Virtuwill June 1, 2022
when you try to cop dome while playing guitar
c'mon dude, c'mon, seriously.. fucking henway.
henway by dr. henway December 28, 2007
Using a circle light and phone setup to take pictures
I’m using a henway rig to take selfies.
Henway by Bobjeremy July 4, 2021

Henway Jackson 

Hannah really wanted a Coke that said, "Share a Coke with Hannah" on it & I ended up getting a Henway Jackson behind a Walgreens in return. Unfortunately, she had man hands and I had to fake my orgasm..
Henway Jackson by E to the E August 24, 2014

Henday Tower 

A sex position involving 6-9 people.
3 males and 3 females are required.
The remaining 0-3 people can be of either sex.

The three males sit with their backs together so that their legs stick out from the center with 120 degrees spacing.
Each of the three women straddles a man, facing him, and engages in intercourse. The women also simultaneously reach around to both of the other couples and provide manual stimulation.

The remaining people are given the names Mac, Kelsey, and Schaffer. These people are the bitches of the people in the Henday Tower and must do whatever the people in the Henday Tower want, otherwise they must just watch and manually stimulate themselves if so desired.

Henday Towering is the act of performing a Henday Tower.

If one previously engaged in a Henday Tower, they have Henday Towered.
Example 1
Male 1: "Hey do you want to go Henday Tower those girls?"
Male 2: "Ya I'm in, I love Henday Towering!"
Male 3: "Well there are four of them and three of us..."
Male 1: "Ya, we'll just make the ginger Mac."
Male 3: "Perfect, I'm in!"

Example 2
Person 1: "So when we Henday Towered last night, I got Mac to go make me a sandwich and feed it to me halfway through."
Person 2: "That's so awesome! I'm soo jealous, but what did Kelsey and Schaffer do?"
Person 1: "Well we made Kelsey give Schaffer a rim job, then Schaffer gave the girl opposite me anal."
Person 2: "You gotta get me in on this next time!"
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Next