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Homolympics 

The Homolympic Games are a major international event featuring summer and winter sports, in which thousands of homosexual athletes participate in a variety of ass-humpingly awesome competitions.

The headquarters of the International Homolympics Committee (IHC) is located in the gay district of San Francisco and is currently headed by the Danfag Chairman.

Notable events may include:

Bobbing inside the Sled
Skeleton with Boners
Queer Ice Dancing
Shooting with the Javelin
Passing my Baton Relay Race
Penisaurus Rex Riding
Three-way Triathalon
Cockmunging for Cockmungers
AVBP-Ball
The danfag won a rainbow medal at the Homolympics
Homolympics by b0ringtimes February 24, 2010

Homosymphonic

A genre of music commonly refereed to as "chick music" or "gay music". Bands that would fall under this category are: boy bands, girl bands, pop-country music singers/groups, etc.

It can also be used as an adjective. For instance, if a straight man is watching America's Next Top Model or listening to the Jonas Brothers, he is being homosymphonic.
In my Itunes library, I classify all of my *N Sync, Backstreet Boys and Toby Keith songs as homosymphonic under the genre setting.

My girlfriend called me homosymphonic because she walked in on me watching Project Runway.
Homosymphonic by LiisM September 22, 2010

Homonymph 

Jessica - I love other females and also dwell in medieval forests. I am, therefore, a homonymph.
Homonymph by Musicsquid74 November 16, 2010

homonymphonecropyrophiliac 

a gay person who likes to have sex with dead animals while there on fire
sissi like to be a homonymphonecropyrophiliac, but she is only half gay
homonymphonecropyrophiliac by jake December 3, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026