The Homolympic Games are a major international event featuring summer and winter sports, in which thousands of homosexual athletes participate in a variety of ass-humpingly awesome competitions.
The headquarters of the International Homolympics Committee (IHC) is located in the gay district of San Francisco and is currently headed by the Danfag Chairman.
Bobbing inside the Sled
Skeleton with Boners
Queer Ice Dancing
Shooting with the Javelin
Passing my Baton Relay Race
Penisaurus Rex Riding
Three-way Triathalon
Cockmunging for Cockmungers
AVBP-Ball
A genre of music commonly refereed to as "chick music" or "gay music". Bands that would fall under this category are: boy bands, girl bands, pop-country music singers/groups, etc.
It can also be used as an adjective. For instance, if a straight man is watching America's Next Top Model or listening to the Jonas Brothers, he is being homosymphonic.
In my Itunes library, I classify all of my *N Sync, Backstreet Boys and Toby Keith songs as homosymphonic under the genre setting.
My girlfriend called me homosymphonic because she walked in on me watching Project Runway.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.