The Homolympic Games are a major international event featuring summer and winter sports, in which thousands of homosexual athletes participate in a variety of ass-humpingly awesome competitions.
The headquarters of the International Homolympics Committee (IHC) is located in the gay district of San Francisco and is currently headed by the Danfag Chairman.
Bobbing inside the Sled
Skeleton with Boners
Queer Ice Dancing
Shooting with the Javelin
Passing my Baton Relay Race
Penisaurus Rex Riding
Three-way Triathalon
Cockmunging for Cockmungers
AVBP-Ball
Attacking someone'sgrammar/spelling in debate rather than focusing on their argument. An intentional play on the word "ad hominem".
Person A: I think you're argument is illogical. Here are several well-reasoned arguments why I think so.
Person B: It's "your", not "you're". I will now call you names like "illiterate imbecile" while completely ignoring the fact that you pwned me in reason and logic.
jackson: "Hey, will you text me when the game is on?"
marcus: "yeah, you dont have too worry. you wont miss you're game."
jackson: "what?"
marcus: "your not going to miss you're game. the team before them is still playing threw there game!"
jackson: "you're so homonymblivious, it's insane!
A genre of music commonly refereed to as "chick music" or "gay music". Bands that would fall under this category are: boy bands, girl bands, pop-country music singers/groups, etc.
It can also be used as an adjective. For instance, if a straight man is watching America's Next Top Model or listening to the Jonas Brothers, he is being homosymphonic.
In my Itunes library, I classify all of my *N Sync, Backstreet Boys and Toby Keith songs as homosymphonic under the genre setting.
My girlfriend called me homosymphonic because she walked in on me watching Project Runway.
Homonyms are words that can be either homophones and/or homographs. Homonyms are a blend of both of them.
A common example might be Mould vs Mold. While these can interchangeably refer to shape / fungus and vice versa, some English language professors ask students to use "Mould" for shaping whereas they should use "Mold" for fungus.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*