hemness

To know EVERYTHING
similar to a dictionary
It is possible the world revolves slowly around a Hemness.

Little Tommy, "Dad, what does incognito mean?"
Dad, "I'm not really sure son, go check the Hemness - it knows everything."

by Heather Hemness June 13, 2008

Hemmed

to enclose or confine, held up, caught up, cornered, and or detained

My friend doesn’t know what hemmed means; when I said, “ you don’t want to get hemmed up by the po po!”

by Trolly007 June 29, 2019

hemming

A term for sperm/semen.

My hemming was so warm and sticky, I threw up!

by jaced mascoli December 29, 2007

hem

to inflict injury on another individual.

That kid was talking so much I had to hem him up.

by spenbizzy September 8, 2003

hem

to be caught up in and cant get loose

She had me all hemmed up in that stank house with aunt roberta.

by pam September 28, 2003

Hem

A word used when you have nothing left to say in a conversation.

"Hem"
"Hem"

by EpicGhostShadow396 June 26, 2016

Hems

Hard earned money. Used in replacement of dollars.

I got 'bout 30 hems left.

by Alex Cuellar May 19, 2008