Person 1: Did Carla show you her new Droid?
Person 2: *groan* More like Hemdroid. She won't shut up about it and hasn't put it down.
Person 2: *groan* More like Hemdroid. She won't shut up about it and hasn't put it down.
by douchebo baggins March 8, 2010
A noun which is a portmanteau of "hemorrhoid" and "Android."
A "hemdroid" is when an Android device shits the bed. If your Android phone suddenly dies and won't turn on, it is having a "hemdroid."
A "hemdroid" is when an Android device shits the bed. If your Android phone suddenly dies and won't turn on, it is having a "hemdroid."
"I just tried to use my smart-phone and it won't turn on unless I take out the battery and then put it back in. I think it has a hemdroid!"
by Steafan July 15, 2013
A Hemdroid is a hardcore Android fan who gets itchy, red and irritated every time Apple releases a new product that competes with their sacred droid device. Most hemdroids spend their time trolling Apple announcements bashing Apple fans. This is also referred to as "hemdroidal flare up".
Man, I was trying to learn about the features of the new iPhone, but the hemdroids were like locust!
by TheSodaKid September 18, 2014