Helmet-Pie
When a man jizzes in a girl's (or guys...) hair and they don't wash it out. They walk around with white cum all over their head, that is a helmet pie.
Helmet-Pie by Kohanim March 8, 2004
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Helmet-Pie
Pie made from the orange Jack-O-Lantern helmet that Charlie Brown wore in the minnie-bike race; the toasted seeds of which are also a fall favorite.
Enough of that there turkey ma! I gotta save me some room for that helmet pie that aunt Nadine brung!
Helmet-Pie by Bruce Bever November 9, 2003
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Pork pie helmet
And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet
Pork pie helmet by THE IRON HIPPIE December 2, 2021
Piece of Hemet
A meth riden piece of crap that wears rain boots with sweat and pruple sweaters with kitties on them. Or a person that shops at hot topic and listens to disturbed, kotton mouth kings, slipknot and korn with some marailine manson and creed and lets not forget nickleback!
Piece of Hemet by SAVING PEOPLE FROM HEMET January 25, 2009
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