A very overweight girl, that typically wears pink and/or zebra-striped skintight outfits that grossly display fat rolls from every imaginable place (and some unimaginable). She
will also usually hang posters of "
Twilight" in her work space, and is more often than not a devout Belieber. As a co-worker, she is loud, obnoxious, and extremely
lazy, and hates even having to lift a finger to press down on a stapler.
"Man, can you believe that Hello
Kitty Fat
Bitch?! She thinks she makes 400 pounds look good, but in
reality they have to clear her out a spot on the buffet when she walks into a restaurant."