A very overweight girl, that typically wears pink and/or zebra-striped skintight outfits that grossly display fat rolls from every imaginable place (and some unimaginable). She
will also usually hang posters of "Twilight" in her work
space, and is more often than not a devout Belieber. As a co-worker, she is loud, obnoxious, and extremely
lazy, and hates even having to lift a finger to press down on a stapler.
"Man, can you believe that
Hello Kitty Fat Bitch?! She thinks she makes 400 pounds look good, but in
reality they have to clear her out a spot on the buffet when she walks into a restaurant."