Helicopter pilot 

A man who has to carry his big balls of steel with a wheel barrow due to the fact that if his engine fails in flight he has one second to react correctly or his aircraft will suddenly fly with the aerodynamic capabilities of a soda machine.

I saw a Helicopter Pilot yesterday at the hardware store getting a larger wheel barrow for his balls because he had to start training students in R22s.

Helicopter pilot by willabeast7 June 27, 2010

Helicopter pilot 

A man with a mustache who likes to suck cocks. These people will also have a massive ego that will trail behind them in a dump truck. Most of them come from the military.

Where can a guy get a blow job around here?

Over behind the hanger, there is a helicopter pilot sucking cock by choice.

Helicopter pilot by Billbobaggans February 14, 2012

rogue helicopter pilot

Any figment of a deranged mind. From the infamous city council meeting of Charlotte, NC where local David Thompson complains about a "rogue helicopter pilot on the loose" who hovered over his property and then bailed out. Thompson is also the inventor of the crazy-person term "the bundling". The video is widely available on the Net.

Don't listen to his conspiracy theories, that guy's not taking his meds. He's just seeing rogue helicopter pilots.

rogue helicopter pilot by JanniR January 5, 2009

Chinese helicopter pilot 

To be at the critical point in masturbation, whereby your facial contortions and arm movements cause you to mimic the appearance of a chopper pilot from the Orient.

"What's wrong, man?"
"My mum walked in on me while I was watching Deep Throat, and I looked like a Chinese helicopter pilot"

Chinese helicopter pilot by Patrick Antonis August 17, 2006

Naughty Helicopter Pilot 

When one man stands and spins his arm such as the blades of a helicopter while another bends over in front of him and makes a face of pure ecstasy.

Nolan: I am the naughtiest helicopter pilot ever.
Tyrone: Yeah you are!

Naughty Helicopter Pilot by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005

Japanese helicopter pilot 

The rapid hand movement, and squinting eyes associated with the final moments of Taking matters into your own hands

My morning glory was taken care of by a Japanese helicopter pilot making a quick fly-by.

Japanese helicopter pilot by Middle House Chuckles February 10, 2009

Helicopter Pilots 

The act of two lesbian woman scissoring each other. When in the act, it looks like the rotary blades of a helicopter. Making them, helicopter pilots.

Greg: “hey, do you think those two are gay?”
Bryan: “bro, they are definitely helicopter pilots”

Helicopter Pilots by Fire Birds January 25, 2021