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heitger

1) part way evolved 50% chimp, 50% human, often identified by having a bike, broad shoulders and huge hands. Name tags are often not put on straight. Will put blue tac in your key hole as a defence mechanism. Stars in King Kong movies.

2) Thinks they are the most important thing under the sun, does not care about your opinion especially if you are are on duty course.
"Should we rotate Heitger's name tag? Nah, he will put blue tac in your key hole, it's not worth it!"
by skankhunt49 October 13, 2020
mugGet the heitgermug.

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