heitger 

1) part way evolved 50% chimp, 50% human, often identified by having a bike, broad shoulders and huge hands. Name tags are often not put on straight. Will put blue tac in your key hole as a defence mechanism. Stars in King Kong movies.

2) Thinks they are the most important thing under the sun, does not care about your opinion especially if you are are on duty course.

"Should we rotate Heitger's name tag? Nah, he will put blue tac in your key hole, it's not worth it!"

heitger by skankhunt49 October 13, 2020

Chef Heitner

A MasterChef who has an amazing youtube channel by the name of Chef Heitner and has 94 subscribers as of now. He is the best cook of all time!

Chef Heitner is amazing

Chef Heitner by omygodiamamazinglycooolfjfkd March 11, 2019

Dylan Heitter 

A boy that will steal your heart. doesn't look very hot at first, but all the girls like him. mysterious. a player, but not obnoxis. has the sweetest smile. used to skate a lot, but quit. not really a specific style, plays lots of sports, but not a jock; is popular, but not a prep; skates(?) but not a skater. a good flirt, and takes your breath away by just looking at him. a good hugger.

I miss Dylan Heitter so much.

Can you believe Dylan Heitter likes her?

Does Dylan Heitter like me?

Dylan Heitter by kaylaeatsyerface February 15, 2010

heidger 

The most badass last name you can ever have. The men of this last name live extrodinary lives that do not last long. They get all the lady's. The women of this last name are beautiful, adventurous, crazy. You will have the most fun with the leader of the heidgers her name is Kayla Ann Heidger. The baddest one of all. The absolute realist woman that will ever roam this earth, extrodinare, conspirator. She's out getting high and living life how you should everyday.

Kayla Heidger love to get high, drink a good cold beer and supports bad decisions.

heidger by Personal Pizza September 6, 2015