heineys

urban nickname for a Heineken beer.

• Eric - “Hey, bro. are you down for some brewskis?!”

• Jamie - “sounds like a plan; i’m thinking.. some heineys!”

by orimaR February 6, 2024

heinerscheid

Doing the complete opposite of what should be done and destroying yourself in the process

Bud Lite pulled A heinerscheid by pissing off all of its customers

by TylerGi April 19, 2023

Heinerscheided

Destroying your reputation while costing your employer billions by completely failing your assignment and doing the worst possible thing you could ever do, thus forcing you to delete all social media and crawl under a rock to hide from the backlash.

“She Heinerscheided her career and was forced to change her name, get plastic surgery, and leave the country forever”

by AwdSleeper April 23, 2023

Heinerscheid

The process of letting woke company ideology get in the way of common sense, to the point of it costing you billions in revenue and/or market capitalization, and when such mistakes are realized, instead of pivoting to normalcy you double down thus destroying the company in the process.

Costanza just hired Ravi from Harvard to reinvigorate our brand, I hope he doesn't pull a Heinerscheid and take us down in the process.

by Weebs67 August 9, 2023

heiney

iNoun/i Bottom; posterior.

Cor, look at the heiney on that!

by Padster October 18, 2003

heineyhole

Word that can be substituted for "asshole" if there are children or elderly folks around and you don't want to curse.

That person who cut me off is a real heineyhole.

asshole jerk idiot

by J-Mommy July 4, 2014

Heinerschite

To destroy one's own career in a profound or dramatic manner.

Alissa thought that trannys drank more beer that frat boys and rednecks. When she tried to prove it, her career as a marketing executive for a large brewery took a heinerschite.

by URallabunchofidiots May 22, 2023