hefing

hefing is like fuck short like"what the f?"butt hef dammit

what the hef is going on here?

hefing by amado May 2, 2005

hefin

Dating 3 or more women at a time

Hef is always hefin it

hefin by assassinplayboy May 26, 2010

Heafing

Heafing is a sophisticated form of digital media bullshitting for the 21st century.

It is typified by the liberal smattering of phrases into sentences such as 'media ecology', 'suite of tools', 'curated content', 'bespoke network' and 'intersection of technology' in order to create the facade of all-knowingness.

Heafers have an over-inflated opinion of their own importance and tend to dress like teenagers well into their 30s.

Do we have to sit here and listen to this dude heafing any longer, noone gives a shit. Let's go outside and get a life.

Heafing by The Geek Assassinator January 15, 2009

Hemingway Solution 

To commit suicide via shotgun blast administered beneath the chin or inside the mouth, as mentioned in Stephen King's novel Dreamcatcher. If the shotgun is particularly long the trigger is often pulled by a toe.

Damn it, why did he have to go and use the Hemingway Solution in my room? Now there's brain matter all over my ceiling.

The old guy in 'The Hills Have Eyes' used the Hemingway Solution.

Hemingway Solution by Shadowhunter_36 September 23, 2008

Hemingway drunk

adj. When you spend a day marathon drinking, from noon or possibly even the morning until late into the evening stopping only to eat small meals.

Check out Billy, he's been drinking everything in sight since 11:00 AM. Whiskey, wine, beer you name it. He's not just getting drunk, he's getting Hemingway drunk!

Hemingway drunk by G.I. Nigel March 26, 2010

heringa 

Somone who is a total badass

Look at him smoking a cigar and drinking cognac, what a heringa.

heringa by Yoloyolo October 6, 2013

doing a Hemingway 

Traveling and visiting numerous cities around the world, whilst enjoying life; Drinking heavily and having many sexual relationships, hopefully resulting in a novel.

*Guy 1* "Hey, what are you gonna do after High school?"
*Guy 2* "I'm thinking of doing a Hemingway, you know"

doing a Hemingway by Polynices. May 9, 2014