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Hect is when your so burnt you walk around looking like charcoal.

1. Being burnt
1.

"Rocky is so fucking HECT! i heard he had sex with his step sister"
"Yeah, and i heard he has had sex with a cripple, too!"
"THAT'S HECT!"
hect by Jayson harman January 2, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
hect: i’m down so bad
Hect by trepical storm October 14, 2020
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An internet troll. More often than not represented by an avatar of an undead with a punk hairstyle.
This must be Hectus, that piece of shit...
hectus by Anonymous_Author_ June 30, 2022

hectorrr 

Ay caramba.

lambadaaa.
ay caramba! me gusta hectorrr
hectorrr by nobody.22 December 28, 2022

Lord Hector Diono™ 

A nick name given to a 1990's native Washingtonian songwriter born Lord Michael Chambers Rosenthorn by an 8 year old child in southeast Atlanta Georgia in 1992 made popular by an Atlanta Georgia Radio personality named Kenny Diamond of V-103. A nick name made popular in retail music and underground hip hop as the pseudonym for Lord Michael A. C. Rosenthorn. The Stage name for Atlanta Producer/Songwriter/Performer Lord Michael A.C. Rosenthorn. A registered trademark identifying Lord Michael A. Chambers Rosenthorn as a United States recording artist. An American music composer of Hebrew West Indian decent born Lord Michael A.C. Rosenthorn. The full stage name to Lord Hector;Lord Hector Diono(Pronounced) {Lord-Hector-Dee-awn-o}
And The songwriter of the year award goes to Lord Hector Diono™

Hector Salamanca 

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Are you Hector Salamanca?…… ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
This shit get hectic
hectic by whomarco January 18, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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