heckton

to weigh as much as one heck

What the heck? This couch weighs about 3 hecktons.

by Frizzle Master August 11, 2011

hecatonicosahedroid

A dodecahedral complex. Aka a geometric shape that has 720 faces, 1200 edges, and 600 vertices. Can be used to make you sound smart. bfdi fans will understand.

"Dodecadangit, don't tell me you played the hecatonicosahedroid" -Foldy, BFB 4

by helloImJustAnotherRandomPerson December 27, 2017

Heckto

A person that constantly repeats a catchphrase or word with the soul purpose to annoy his surroundings. The amusing/interacting part is that it sometimes takes time to understand the joke, but ones you understand it it gets old pretty fast.

Dude: Can you pass me a beer?
Heckto: Kok mi sok!
Dude: Dude, shut up and give me a beer.
Heckto: Kok mi sok?
Dude: OMG, give me a beer man.
Heckto: kok?
Dude: Fuck you, Heckto!

by Stoma October 26, 2010

heckaton

The word you use to describe to your love that you love them so much that it surpasses Infinity.

Him: "I love you a Heckaton "
Her: "Awww, that's so Cute I love you a Heckaton too!"

PS: I love you so much baby, I am glad to have defined this word for us ;)

by JustInterro November 20, 2019

Hecktos

Its like Hectic. cept its not.
Wog created.

Aussie: Thats hectic!
Wog: No my friend, that's HECKTOS.

by KaylaisHecktos September 29, 2011

heckmondwike

A small place in West Yorkshire, somewhere between Leeds and Huddersfield. It's got a few shops such as Peacocks and Greggs, but apart from that there's fuck all. Loads of chavs hang out there, making it a dangerous place at all hours. Do not attempt to go there. Ooooo it has a morrisons. That's about it.

Chris: Shall we go to Heckmondwike?
Manda: No! It's full of chavs!
Chris: But there's a Morrisons!
Manda: Oh... alright then! :D

by feline339 January 16, 2008

hickton's hobos

An army of homeless people that is payed in Big Macs

Man 1: did you hear about the decrease of the homeless on the street

Man 2: yes it’s all because of hickton's hobos

by Raven109 September 2, 2020