hebola

A cold like virus, for which women serve as carriers, which when passed on to men evolves into a debilitating illness which may result in death (probably).

Sorry, I can't help you wash the dishes, I caught your cold and now it has turned into hebola

hebola by gravelsack December 28, 2014

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Hobolationship

To enter into a relationship in order to avoid consequences of eviction; or, to halt continued homelessness. The act of an individual, not confined to any specific gender. An act often undertaken with secrecy or denial of homelessness being a principle factor to hurried cohabitation.

1. Hey fam we tight right? Lemme move in with ya, it's gone be so lit. I'll cook & clean n shit. We ain't spending enough time togetha, girl. Dis ain't no hobolationship luv, neither. Dis a goooood idea.

2. Did you hear about Terri? Dude, she's totally in a hobolationship with Jeff. Mark kicked her out on Monday, by Thursday she was swallowing Jeff's load. Jeff let her move in! She hates Jeff. Fuckin' Terri.

Hobolationship by TheRealAJF November 30, 2016