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Hobolationship 

To enter into a relationship in order to avoid consequences of eviction; or, to halt continued homelessness. The act of an individual, not confined to any specific gender. An act often undertaken with secrecy or denial of homelessness being a principle factor to hurried cohabitation.
1. Hey fam we tight right? Lemme move in with ya, it's gone be so lit. I'll cook & clean n shit. We ain't spending enough time togetha, girl. Dis ain't no hobolationship luv, neither. Dis a goooood idea.

2. Did you hear about Terri? Dude, she's totally in a hobolationship with Jeff. Mark kicked her out on Monday, by Thursday she was swallowing Jeff's load. Jeff let her move in! She hates Jeff. Fuckin' Terri.
Hobolationship by TheRealAJF November 30, 2016
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Hobolationship 

Verb:

The act of getting into a relationship to keep you from being homeless
She got thrown out of her apartment so now she is in a hobolationship.
Hobolationship by weletthem March 11, 2017

Holationship 

A bromance between vaginas.
Person 1 "Hey, are Julie and Erin lesbians or something? They're always together."

Person 2 "No, they are just in a holationship"
Holationship by Lowah January 9, 2010

Hoelationship

When two hoes, or those with hoe tendencies, enter or maintain a loosely-defined, monogamous relationship with one another. Even though both parties have left their hoe status in their hoelationship, both individuals will always carry the “hoe” with them.
Did you hear? Jenna and Lucas have been in a hoelationship for over 6 months now! Who would’ve thought?
Hoelationship by Nicholasssssss November 30, 2019

Hoelationship

A mutual agreement that you are each other’s hoe
“Me and Jessica have been talking but we’re still trying to talk too other people so we’re in a hoelationship”
Hoelationship by Tony Bell August 20, 2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026