The feeling one gets when they empty out the spit valve of their musical instrument (a trumpet or trombone, for example) and find that spit is not the only thing that is coming out. The realization that someone has taken it upon themselves to jerk off onto the mouthpiece and into the instrument comes quickly. The accompanying feelings that the person has include (in this order) disbelief, extreme sorrow, rage, hate for the whole world, fear, pity, nausea and other phsycial sickness, and finally self hatred. The self loathing heaves are a thing that many people don't even wish on their worst enemy.
After a long day of enforcing city health codes, Hansel decided to jam out for a while. He grabbed his trumpet and began belting out some songs. He emptied out the spit valve and his life took a considerable turn for the worse. As soon as he figured out someone had given him a "gift", he immediately got the self loathing heaves. He cried himself to sleep that night.
by buks May 1, 2006
Noun. As in to get or receive, it is the removal of someone from your life or getting fired just at Christmas time...
Sally knew Christmas was the season of giving so she finally decided to give her boyfriend Paul the heave ho ho ho.
by sheila in the car December 2, 2012
To put on an act seeming to remove one's own stomach contents by means of forced regurgitation, such as eating something that makes you sick.
Alan: Hey man, I think Jimmy's faking it.
Jake: Why do you think?
Alan: He said last night that he had to heave bread, that he might not be in for school today
Jake: I think you're right. Why wouldn't he be able to come in if he threw a loaf of bread?
Jake: Why do you think?
Alan: He said last night that he had to heave bread, that he might not be in for school today
Jake: I think you're right. Why wouldn't he be able to come in if he threw a loaf of bread?
by Mr. $mithers December 12, 2008
by wetbackoftatt00 October 22, 2008
by j-beatsss December 16, 2011
by The_God_of_Tits_and_Wine September 23, 2019
The sexual act of entering from behind, while your partner is bent over throwing up vomit in the toilet. The “heave”, clenches up the anus or vagina and provides for extra tight stimulation with each heave. Provides for an incredible orgasm with the tightening and relaxing process which can last up to 5 mins. Several Shots of Tequila are the go to choice for a successful heave.
Hey bro! Susie had 7 shots of Tequila last night after we ate Mexican food downtown.
You know I got later, the heave! She puked all of my bathroom and I got mine!
You know I got later, the heave! She puked all of my bathroom and I got mine!
by Baldy May 4, 2020