heave bread

To put on an act seeming to remove one's own stomach contents by means of forced regurgitation, such as eating something that makes you sick.

Alan: Hey man, I think Jimmy's faking it.
Jake: Why do you think?
Alan: He said last night that he had to heave bread, that he might not be in for school today
Jake: I think you're right. Why wouldn't he be able to come in if he threw a loaf of bread?

by Mr. $mithers December 19, 2008

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

TF2 soldier meme lol
soldier says this line from the youtube video "expiration date"
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
bread
soldier gaming
also chris a, wanna play clash of clans?
:)

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.

by whatisamonika March 27, 2022

I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !

A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.

EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

by Klausey September 15, 2009

Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

A JoJo reference. Also a catolic reference.

It was used by DIO when he was asked how many lives he had taken.

-How many reverse cards have you played in this game?!?
-Do you remember how many breads have you eaten in your life?

by cactini June 3, 2020