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What you would say right before you say Hell yeah.

Heavens no, Hell yea.

From a Bloodhound Gang song? Exactly.

heavens no by beattie April 16, 2005

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No hetero to heaven

Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven

Gay #1: Dude that's so het
Gay #2: yeah, full offence but no hetero to heaven.

No hetero to heaven by thebievolution November 13, 2019

Go to Heaven now

Why would you not want to? Why would you not want to go to heaven immediately?

Hym "Go to heaven now. Killing children is the only way to save them from sin. They are innocent now but THEY WILL SIN EVENTUALLY. And then it's forever fire."

Go to Heaven now by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

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headensnob

To judge someone or something quietly.

She headensnobed me.

headensnob by CockatielLover23 June 15, 2021

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headensnob

To judge someone or something quietly.

She headensnobed me.

headensnob by CockatielLover23 June 15, 2021

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non-religious equivalent of heaven that isn't Kyoto

Adelaide, South Australia.

Adelaide, What else?

non-religious equivalent of heaven that isn't Kyoto by Marbarian April 13, 2005

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Not All Dogs Go To Heaven

Insult toward a female, especially someone you dislike

Though all dogs go to heaven,
The non-canine bitches don’t
Get the same opportunities.
Not all dogs go to heaven.

Not All Dogs Go To Heaven by spen53 May 27, 2018

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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