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No hetero to heaven

Just like no homo, except for hets. Also, let's be honest we're all already going to hell and heaven is just boring at this point, so no offence, but no hetero to heaven
Gay #1: Dude that's so het
Gay #2: yeah, full offence but no hetero to heaven.

Go to Heaven now

Why would you not want to? Why would you not want to go to heaven immediately?
Hym "Go to heaven now. Killing children is the only way to save them from sin. They are innocent now but THEY WILL SIN EVENTUALLY. And then it's forever fire."
Go to Heaven now by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

headensnob

To judge someone or something quietly.
She headensnobed me.
headensnob by CockatielLover23 June 15, 2021

headensnob

To judge someone or something quietly.
She headensnobed me.
headensnob by CockatielLover23 June 15, 2021

non-religious equivalent of heaven that isn't Kyoto 

Not All Dogs Go To Heaven

Insult toward a female, especially someone you dislike
Though all dogs go to heaven,
The non-canine bitches don’t
Get the same opportunities.
Not all dogs go to heaven.