healthified 

To make something healthy that is not.

I want a taco truck burrito even though it is not good for you, I will order it healthified with a spinach tortilla.

healthified by anonymous October 23, 2020

De-heartified 

Taking a heart emoji off of someone's contact name bc they have been a bad fucking period stain asshole.

When Maddie fucked me over I de-heartified her ass.

De-heartified by Elizabethxoxo April 9, 2015

healthification 

A word made up by the CEO of a large corporation to entice employees into performing a health risk assessment. A way to stratify premiums for crappy health insurance offered to employees.

Hey Rodney, you think I should get involved in the healthification program?

Probably not Dave, they found out I was a fat ass and jacked up my insurance premiums. Also the name of that program itself sounds retarded .

healthification by Not Rodney March 1, 2021

healthfinder 

Health information resources

Find what you have in mind on healthfinder: *healthfinder* <http healthfinder/>.

healthfinder by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022