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alway's
A very bad misspelling of the word always, found in the definition for Jake. I mean, seriously, it's not even a plural, just the word always!
Person 1 (in a letter): I will alway's love you James.
James: What the actual fuck. I'm going out with a fucking girl who can't even spell always? Fuck this relationship.
James: What the actual fuck. I'm going out with a fucking girl who can't even spell always? Fuck this relationship.
alway's by lonelyboi07 June 15, 2020
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timothy alway
Tim is not an ideal human being, maybe not even one. He is a strict teacher who doesn't shut up about anything. Thinks he's the funniest man around and laughs at his own jokes. He loves to vaccinate other fellow teacher too. If you have him as a teacher it's gonna be a long hard year.
Person 1: hey what class do you have next?
Person 2: I have maths with timothy alway
Person 1: hahahaha, good luck with that one, he's the worst teacher ever and thinks he's funny
Person 2: I have maths with timothy alway
Person 1: hahahaha, good luck with that one, he's the worst teacher ever and thinks he's funny
timothy alway by creamy pp October 10, 2021
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.4.6.8.5.Alway,alWay,alwaY.4.6.8.5. by ExeeloguiexE April 18, 2025
I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!
I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.
This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.
This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.
This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023
Always get high off your own supply
Always get high off your own supply means that you test your research chemicals(like Methiopropamine, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, a-PVP 4F-MPH, Benzoyl fury), nootropics(Like Phenylpiracetam, Sunifiram, NSI-189, Flodafinil, Hydrafinil, Modafinil, Propranolol, Etizolam), herbs (like kratom, ashwaghanda, rhodiola), sarms, and see if it's safe to sell to the public. Also amphetamine and ethylamphetamine and selegiline and 2-methyl-2-butanol and MDEA and choline and b vitamins. You can also use and sell nitrous oxide, and vape. If you don't get high off your own supply, that means you are selling poison like Crack, meth, heroin, or fentanyl.
Dude: I used Flodafinil. It's safe to sell then.
Dude 2: Good thing you always get high off your own supply.
Dude 2: Good thing you always get high off your own supply.
Always get high off your own supply by HawaiianPunch1 August 15, 2022
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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