Skip to main content
a person who eats a vast amount of large cupcakes. also a rude or jerkish person
- Rebeca! omg that fatass didnt text me on valentines day!
- its ok Alter, hes an alway.
alway by Altaria February 14, 2010
Words you can keep
A very bad misspelling of the word always, found in the definition for Jake. I mean, seriously, it's not even a plural, just the word always!
Person 1 (in a letter): I will alway's love you James.
James: What the actual fuck. I'm going out with a fucking girl who can't even spell always? Fuck this relationship.
alway's by lonelyboi07 June 15, 2020

timothy alway

Tim is not an ideal human being, maybe not even one. He is a strict teacher who doesn't shut up about anything. Thinks he's the funniest man around and laughs at his own jokes. He loves to vaccinate other fellow teacher too. If you have him as a teacher it's gonna be a long hard year.
Person 1: hey what class do you have next?
Person 2: I have maths with timothy alway
Person 1: hahahaha, good luck with that one, he's the worst teacher ever and thinks he's funny
timothy alway by creamy pp October 10, 2021

.4.6.8.5.Alway,alWay,alwaY.4.6.8.5. 

.4.6.8.5.Alway,alWay,alwaY.4.6.8.5.
.4.6.8.5.Alway,alWay,alwaY.4.6.8.5.
some weird shit Ruel is up to that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever
yo wtf does alayc mean? idk bro Ruel’s on some weird shit...and he has a perm

does Ruel actually have a soda?

maybe it’s a song about weed
alayc by darn it September 5, 2020

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! 

I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!! — a popular meme that originated in the unbelievable genre: African Martial Arts Films.

This particular line appears in the 2017 adaptation of the Mortal Kombat game, from Ghana's Kumawood scene. The line is spoken by Marsuel Hoppe, who plays Shao Kahn, the armored tyrant from the video game. Kumawood productions are typically low-budget and quickly produced.

This line is an absolute declaration of martial arts militancy and the desire to fight even is your opponent is suing for peace.
You want peace? You want peace? I don’t want peace; I want problems ALWAYS!!!!!!

Always get high off your own supply

Always get high off your own supply means that you test your research chemicals(like Methiopropamine, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, a-PVP 4F-MPH, Benzoyl fury), nootropics(Like Phenylpiracetam, Sunifiram, NSI-189, Flodafinil, Hydrafinil, Modafinil, Propranolol, Etizolam), herbs (like kratom, ashwaghanda, rhodiola), sarms, and see if it's safe to sell to the public. Also amphetamine and ethylamphetamine and selegiline and 2-methyl-2-butanol and MDEA and choline and b vitamins. You can also use and sell nitrous oxide, and vape. If you don't get high off your own supply, that means you are selling poison like Crack, meth, heroin, or fentanyl.
Dude: I used Flodafinil. It's safe to sell then.

Dude 2: Good thing you always get high off your own supply.
More from Urban Dictionary
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
Next