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The most amazing intrument ever.

God: I play the trumpet.

Chuck Norris: No kidding? You too?

Ryan Seacrest: I play the clarinet...

by Carthill June 30, 2010

To place the back of the hand to one's forehead, as in a dramatic soap opera scene, or when swooning.

"He would see right through you, he knows me too well!" Brooke said with a headdorsum.

by Carthill January 06, 2014