Head Start
Head Start by NutZach923 April 12, 2011
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when a man dates/marries a girl who already has children with another man so that he can avoid an annoying part of having babies (changing diapers) or have children older than all of his friends
Ex 1.
Dude 1: Yo, is that Tom with Angela?
Dude 2: Yeah, they've been dating for two years.
Dude 1: Why do their kids look like they are 6 years old.
Dude 2: Oh, that's from when she was boning that emo dude and got pregnant right out of high school. Tom decided he hates being thrown up on so he opted for a girl who could give him a head start.
Ex 2.
Dude 1: Gary's kid is such a prick. One day my kids will whoop his ass.
Dude 2: Gary's boy is 16, how are you gonna do that?
Dude 1: I'm going to get a head start with a white-trash MILF.
Dude 1: Yo, is that Tom with Angela?
Dude 2: Yeah, they've been dating for two years.
Dude 1: Why do their kids look like they are 6 years old.
Dude 2: Oh, that's from when she was boning that emo dude and got pregnant right out of high school. Tom decided he hates being thrown up on so he opted for a girl who could give him a head start.
Ex 2.
Dude 1: Gary's kid is such a prick. One day my kids will whoop his ass.
Dude 2: Gary's boy is 16, how are you gonna do that?
Dude 1: I'm going to get a head start with a white-trash MILF.
head start by missamber22 May 4, 2009
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British head start
A word pertaining to anyone who has a huge head start or lead over another person; particularly meaningful when talking to a person residing in or around Great Britain that has a 5 or more hour handicap over another person from another country.
British head start by Awesumness February 1, 2007
2 year head start
Oh? How did you get that?
Hym "How'd you get a 2 year head start Sam? Ooooooh! Right... Greatest mind who's ever lived locked in you basement... Right..."
2 year head start by Hym Iam December 19, 2024
Head shart
Head shart by Mikey furlong July 7, 2021
headstar
A bold,daring and handsome man of action who has received so much fellatio during his career that he has attained the exclusive stature of 'Headstar'. He usually has a big dick.